Well, becoming the most scrumptious, lustful, hot female celebrity requires enormous efforts. One needs to go under (and not undergo) lots of ‘strains’, is required to love everyone around them and most importantly, be it the kitchen or be it any other place, hard work is involved. The pitiful fact is that these efforts are not honored enough and that is the sole objective behind this award, the Achievement of ‘Extraordinary things to become a Celebrity’ Award - Female! So, for the year 2010, it has been decided that this award be given to Paris Hilton for the outstanding efforts that she has taken to stand at the point where she currently is. Before explaining why Paris is suitable for this award, let’s take a look at the criteria to get in the race for it!

Criteria #1: You need to be a female!

Criteria #2: You should be a media-friendly personality which means that you should be in the news for sensational things like wearing only a very deep-cut dress to parties which is inches short at the bottom than a normal dress would be and has no other ‘fabric’ arrears between itself and the skin. A voluptuous body and the desire to succeed and make other people succeed to enjoy their desires also helps a lot!

Criteria #3: You need to be a female!

Criteria #4: The wannabe celebrity should have the guts to shoot her own videos in controversial positions that nourish the ‘deep’ emotions of people around the world. The videos should also have the capacity to increase the traffic on the entire ‘internet’. Most importantly, they should be so entertaining that the people (at least the Men) should instantly ‘stand-up’ to honor you! Garnering a side income from this is optional though!

Criteria #5: You need to be a female!

Now, Paris Hilton satisfies the first criteria. Yes, she is a female! Paris is a very friendly person when it comes to media. Reporters love following her wherever she goes; to the garage, to the houses of many famous Hollywood personalities, to all those parties and after those parties and everywhere else. But, they don’t follow her in the bedroom because she sleeps in there and it is not courteous to disturb one’s privacy, right? Coming back to the point, she satisfies the second criteria. Now it would feel like the third criteria sounds similar to the first and it is. But it was essential to confirm that Paris is still a female and she is! As known to all of us, Paris always had a good hand at videography. Actually she learnt it at her mother’s knees you know. The fact is you get a very perfect angle from the knees! Her most famous video is with her ex-boyfriend (Rick Salomon something) where they are playing a game the objective of which is obvious. So, she satisfies Rick Salomon…sorry, the fourth criteria! And again, she is still a female, so eventually the award for Achievement of ‘Extraordinary things to become a Celebrity’ – Female, goes to Paris Hilton!

Disclaimer: This article has been written with the sole purpose of humor and in no way intends to offend ‘Reel and Real’ people or places mentioned in this course.