Again came back…no he never came back after that! Terminator Salvation which hit the theatres in 2009 had everything but the soul (Arnold Schwarzenegger of course). No offence to Christian Bale and Sam Worthington!
People were expecting that Arnold will return for the next Terminator film but that didn’t happen this year (at least), did it? Diehard fans, die-soft fans and others were really keen on watching Arnold back on the screen; some people were actually fasting for it! And so, it is an honor to announce a very un-prestigious award, the Non-comeback of the Year award, for Mr. Ex-Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
This award is actually a mark of respect to applause the great work of Arnold as per popular belief. Well, but naturally, according to unpopular belief, it is a hidden message to the actor that ‘Man, stay where you are. Be happy yourself and keep us happy as well!’ Now, there are certain ‘things’ which are part of this award and would officially belong to Mr. Schwarzenegger from now on. Here is a list of those things (*Terms and Conditions applied):
1. It has been recently reported that Arnold is losing out on his physique and so he receives a complete range of gymnasium equipment including weights so that he can start regular workouts. And then who knows, he might be considered as an option for the next movie in the Terminator series!
2. He had agreed on-screen to return by saying the famous dialogue, ‘I’ll be back’ which unfortunately for him and fortunately for the crowd turned out to be a lie this time around. Well, for this he does not receive anything!
*Terms and Conditions:
• The non-comeback of the year award is a fictitious award and is only given virtually. So, whatever Mr. Schwarzenegger is about to receive as part of the award is virtual and has no connection with the living world and the real life.
Disclaimer: This article has been written with the sole purpose of humor and in no way intends to offend ‘Reel and Real’ people or places mentioned in this course.
